Don’t Do It, Hillary!

I proudly voted twice for President Obama; that means I voted AGAINST you in 2008. Now my choice comes down to Donald Trump or you (Hillary Clinton). Imagine if my best friend sets me up with a girl who has just inherited millions of dollars. He tells me that she REALLY likes me and that she’s fairly pretty and smart. When I go out on that first date I would pray that I’d like her. God, I want to like you, Hillary, because I hate what would happen to the country if Trump is elected, but it’s so difficult.

First of all, you married a guy who humiliated you so many times with the press that you dread even seeing anyone with a press badge approach you. How many times can you stand behind your man when he thinks with his little head and then just says “Oh shucks! Why do all these bad things happen to me?”

Hillary, you’ve become so averse to the press that most now actively dislike you because you haven’t held a press conference since all my hair was dark brown. Because of your obsession with privacy you did the dumbest possible thing —you turned a cakewalk election into a nail biter because you screwed up your strongest arguments for being elected President –having good judgment and being trustworthy. No one ever associated those traits with Donald Trump, but the polls say most people think he’s more trustworthy. Can you imagine that? The man who shilled for Trump University, Trump Meats, and Trump casinos and declared bankruptcy more times than Bill smiled when he saw a white trash blond with big headlights.

That’s bad enough. As it is, a lot of us on the progressive side are figuring on holding our nose and voting for you because of the alternative. That means we have to overlook Planet Hillary with all your sycophants who surround you and tell you what you want to hear. It means we have to put up with the old Clinton group of elitists who are pro global trade because they and the Clinton Foundation profit. It also means we have to put up with your inability to stop braying when you speak instead of learning from Elizabeth Warren how to be a great speaker without having to raise your voice. It also means putting up with Bill Clinton putting his foot in his mouth at every opportunity.

What it doesn’t mean is that I or a lot of people like me can tolerate the idea of you appointing Julian Castro as your VP. He’s now on your short list. I know, you  Clintons clearly love him. He’s a young 42 year-old Hispanic who used to be an average mayor of San Antonio (not exactly Newark and not exactly being the Governor of Virginia AND a senator or being a former Governor of a swing state like Colorado). He was pretty much out of job options, so President Obama appointed him to head up Housing and Urban Affairs, a position he has managed to screw up to the point where progressives rose up in arms.

Hillary, for God’s sake, Trump already has alienated Hispanics. You don’t need a token Hispanic to show what a history-making ticket you head or to get 85%+ of the Hispanic vote. If you want a Hispanic light, appoint Tim Kaine who speaks fluent Spanish. At least it wouldn’t seem like pandering.

Who would even consider Castro qualified should you die? Face it, Hillary, you’re 69 years old and have a lot of wear and tear on you. All those globe trotting trips as Secretary of State didn’t help. I realize that most people see being your VP as a fool’s errand. Who in his right mind would think that you would bring your VP into your decision making when you have Bill? So, instead of emphasizing the strengths of your VP compared to Mike Pence, you’re entertaining the idea of putting up even more of a lightweight –someone who everyone knows you never would consider if his name was Julius Smith. I don’t care about his ivy league education— you have one as well and look how you screwed up the email business. Bill’s Ivy league education didn’t teach him to keep his fly zipped either (I voted twice for him also).

If you choose Julian Castro, it tells me that you are not smart enough to be President despite your former reputation for being the smartest person in the room. What additional votes do you think you’d gain that you wouldn’t gain with Tim Kaine or the Governor from Colorado? You just might lose mine because I hate the notion of anyone pandering to an ethnic group. I don’t like it when Donald Trump panders to white bigots and I don’t like it if you pander to the Hispanic community by selecting someone who clearly is not qualified and has not paid his dues with a series of responsible jobs. Choose the most qualified person you can find. I know that Julian has a twin brother. Are you thinking that one Castro can carry your bags while the other one runs another errand? Bill used to argue that a vote for him meant getting two for the price of one (I assume he meant you).

Castro seems like a nice enough guy who should get a real job and build his resume if he wants to run for President. The ability to give a good speech is not qualification for President or VP. He’s more like a boy toy at his age, especially when he stands beside you. Choose a mature, seasoned politician like Tim Kaine or someone else with similar credentials. Don’t let little Mike Pence pull the experience card and use it against Castro. Show that you are capable of making good decisions and choose someone whose qualifications are beyond question.

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